UksiHattu's life got fucked-up Real Bad
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit ight there
I'll tell you how he became the prince of a town called Trollpasta wikI
Somewhere in finland he was born and raised
In his bedroom was where he spent most of my days
Listening to dubstep, making creepypastas
And all shootin some cocaine outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started taking down his pastas
He got in one little fight and his mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your pastas to Trollpasta Wiki'
He begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed his suit case and sent him on his way
She gave him a kiss and then she gave him his ticket.
He put his dubstep CD on and said, 'I might as well fuck it'.
First class, yo this is bad
Drinking hyper-realstic blood out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Trollpasta Wiki living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.
But wait he hears they're prissy, patrixxx, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so we'll see when he get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Trollpasta Wiki
Well, the plane landed and when he came out
There was a dude who looked like the internet police standing there with his name out
He ain't trying to get arrested yet
He just got there
He sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared
He whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said "LOLSKELETONS" and it had Patrixxx in the mirror
If anything he could say that this cab was rare
But he thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, homes to Trollpasta Wiki'
He pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And He yelled to the cabbie 'Yo Skeletons fuck ya later'
He looked His kingdom
He was finally there
To sit on his throne as the Prince of Trollpasta wiki.